The Hamblogger rates burgers on a scale from 0 to 5, with 5 being the best. Can you guess what zero is? We don’t go out of our way to rate fries and shakes, just burgers. The rating is based mostly on how we liked the burger as well as the overall experience. We do half ratings every now and again when we want to give a place a little extra when warranted. Here is a breakdown of our ratings:
5 – A gift from the Burger Gods. Heavenly.
4 – Mmmmm, This IS a tasty burger. Jules Winnfield would approve.
3 – Completely fulfills the burger urge.
2 – Close, but no cigar.
1 – Hospital food is slightly better.
0 – I’d rather do prison time than eat another one of these burgers.